Monday, June 27, 2011

Jobs I don't want to do

  • Working as a personal assistant for the elderly and/or handicapped.
  • Bartending, barista, waitstaff, or anything else that'll make them say, "this guy applies, he has a Master's and no (bartending, barista, waitstaff) experience!
  • Fundraising, development or anything meaning asking people to give money to a non-profit.
  • Sales or anything meaning asking people to buy something from a for-profit.
  • Street recruiting, canvassing, or anything knocking door-to-door asking people for money.
  • Cleaning.

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Today is the First Day of the Rest of My Life, and then some.

Blog Resurrection #4 or so.

Hello Blog.
Hello World.

I graduated from grad school. My parents town. Now what do I to?
Look for a job, and looking for a job these days is code for "blogging".
Maybe I can resurrect this blog. Aaahhh... a blog post about blogging! How profound!

SERiOUSly, I did realize/decide/envisionate that the obvious step to getting a job is blogging. And the obvious blog to start is a blog about different jobs. Here's what I got so far, I hope to expand and explore them all in due time:

  • Starting a religion
  • Start a goat herding/rental busienss
  • Sell home raised eggs
  • Sell plant starts
  • Sell composting worms
  • Start a non-profit
  • Non-profit: bike repair
  • Non-profit: local compost
  • Non-profit: education/training
  • Non-profit: enviro consulting
  • Start a bog.
  • Start a blog about starting a blog.
  • Blog: pulp fiction and entertainment.
  • Blog: TV freedom.
  • Start a rock band.
  • Become a famous writer.
  • Become a model scout.
  • Enter the adult entertainment business.
  • Blatantly pimp my ass for flat-out cash.
Ok, that should last a couple of days. Will keep you posted.